My theory is bigger than yours
Sure, she has a pretty nice theory about space-time, but how does it stand up against my theory about Toby Macguire? Only time will tell I guess... which is pretty circular, since that is exactly what her, I, Randy and Toby are trying to prove. Thus we are eventually brought back to the inevitable question of how much a Kit-Kat and a can of Minute Maid (Orange mind you) are really worth.

I would venture to guess one physicist's soul (plus or minus n souls of course).