Hacky sack with the best of them...
from Kool - Aid Man to Jesus, all the big playas are out to hack the proverbial sack.

Have a slap happy Christmas
With this guy. I won't be around to update much till the middle of break, so you'll just have to do it on your own for now.

Flash Trials Riding!
Pretty cool if I must say so myself. Mostly because Afro Pete isn't around to say so himself. Don't worry Afro Pete, I got you covered.

Hey!
Lots and lots of free fonts. Check them out.

Where's my snow?
And preferably not the type you get through a rolled up hundred. I guess I can always play in imaginary land snow of make believe.

Where'd you learn to drive jerk!?
Why, I learned at Bruno Bozzetto's dyseducational road driving school!

The best flash game of all time
I only say this because it is. So buckle up and play some Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

You like pictures?
Good. Here is a site with some of the best photoshops I have ever seen. Ever. Head on over to Worth1000.com

You call the shot.
And I will follow you to tequila hell, my captain. Because when words come out, whiskey can't get in.

A monkey fashion magazine! You must be crazy!
No sir, I am not.

Yarrrrgh! Finals ahead matey!
This is finals week, so I probably won't be updating the site as much as I would like to. I would say "as much as normal", but I never really update it that consistently anyway. In fact, I would have to say that the only thing consistent about this site is its inconsistency. That and the fact that the comments never work. I am going to get rid of the comments one of these days. I may replace them with better comments, then again I may not. Mostly because everyone who actually reads this site I talk to on a pretty regular basis.

Well, I'm off to make some Christmas present buying money. I heard that Dancing Pete has been stealing all my customers lately.

Who's got two dogs? I do!
Well, not real dogs per say... but they don't smell funny at least. And, if you order now, you too can have two dogs of your very own. And while you're at it, see if you can guess whether these other dogs are boys or girls.

Metallurgy in the movies (LOTR)
And you thought your subscription to JOM was a waste of mailbox space. And it was, until this article came out. Fabricating the Weapons and Armor of The Lord of the Rings

Enjoy your road rage without fear of tickets
Or jail for that matter. But remember, watch out for those in the crosswalk.

All the fun without the sweat
Or the dorky dancing. Especially in my case. Man I dance dorky. Either way, dance dance revolution for the keyboard is pretty fun.

Pie anyone?
This handy explanation of cricket falls neatly in the "how to explain stuff to people using food metaphors" catagory. And I like it.

The greatest site of all time!
For the greatest friend of all time... you.

This one goes out to Afro-Pete
I would just like to take a moment to point out that your bmx skills are far inferior to the skills posessed by this man.

Time to dig up the old levitation photos...
And add them to this guys ever growing collection of
levitation at important places around the world.

Avril Lavigne has no punk cred.
Zero, zilch, absolutely none. About as much cred as Bob Dole. And that is the Bob Dole pre-Pepsi. After Pepsi, the man was a genius. I mean, I would vote for him now. He's a funny guy. But only if he had his dog with him. Just isn't funny without the dog.

Back to the no-cred-having-Canadian. I would like to take this opportunity to list some other Canadians that have more punk cred then Avril.

1. John Candy
2. Prime Minister Jean Chr�tien
3. Celiene Dion

That's it. I mean there are so many people that have more punk cred than her that I can't really list them all, so I just listed the ones that are barely above her so one can get an idea of how little cred she has. On one final side note, I would like to quote from her recent interview with Rolling Stone, when asked to sum up her last year in five words...

"...I know, he's makin' me think. I don't like thinking."

Who?!? Amanda Huginkiss?
Well, not quite.

Spooooooooky...
Look at me! I'm crazy color changing spooky no-eyes man!

Attention K-mart shoppers!
Since I am too lazy to go outside to do any actual Christmas shopping, I should probably check out all the savings available from fatwallet.com

Two front teeth? Check.
Among the many things I want for Christmas (peace and goodwill towards man not withstanding), the majority of them can be found on the following Christmas-list-for-geeks.

My eyes hurt
Maybe if I didn't poke them so often. Or maybe if I stopped staring at this picture.

So... here's some crap for you all
Apparently, I have been lazy with the page updating. Thus, I present the following bunch of crap I found on other sites.

* Sober Santa wishes you a very merry christmas. You crazy drunkard.
*If you don't know how much older J-Lo is than you, you don't deserve to call yourself a human being.
*And remember... if you don't catch Michael Jackson's babies, no one will.
*Finally, and this one's for the smart people, check out some pretty swell Japanese prints.

So, I hope you're happy... jerks.

NO EMERITUS FOR YOU!!

I guess the dude's gotta attach is name to somewhere when all is said and done. Ahh... beryllium.