Double D..

There was a guy in college we called "Double D". And by "we" I mean "me". The coolest part about this nickname was that it was wholly self-referential. "D.D."? Why that stands for the first two letter of his nickname... and is pronounced the same way.

That's probably the best nickname ever... well except for Stew's, which is a story for another time.

Pozop.

And the award for creepiest DG so far goes to...

Sonar Challenge II by DoubleYou. Because it's only fun until somebody gets their eye poked out.

Moped versus Car...

Car wins. By a long shot. See, this is why manufacturers shouldn't make cars. Sure they are safe, but what happens when they get in an accident with a smaller vehicle, say a moped. The moped gets into a whole heap of trouble. So I say, No cars! All mopeds!

But wait a sec, what if a moped got in an accident with an electric wheel-chair?

Sure it's "called" the seven codes of bushido, but we know it's really the three codes of rex kwan do. 

Ahh... the return of the Daily Game.

Tiny little Mario clone. Have at 'er boys (and girls).

Poker? I hardly know her? Ha ha ha!

So I have devised a new strategy to deal with the people that incessently chat and swear and bring a general malaise over the tables I am on at PartyPoker.com (yes... PartyPoker.com, where it's ok to lose money because you never really had any in the first place). Where other's turn off the chat functionality I simply type something akin to the following...

Jerkit69: You guys XXXX suck.
Other Guy: Don't be an idiot dude.
Jerkit69: O.G. loves the dudes! 
Me: Oh yeah! Burn! Jerkit69, you are the insult king!
Jerkit69: Shut up retard.
Me: Burnity-burn burn! That one calls for a high five!
Jerk69: Me sucks a s s.
Me: High Five!
Jerk69: You're a geek.
Me: High Five!
et cetera...

So far it has turned out to be a pretty effective strategy. Most people leave after a few High Fives. Plus, I get to use lots of exclamation points.

El Mastadorio Rides again!

Well, I have gone and done it now. I finally got my MS in Materials Science. What does this mean? It means that I am right up there in the ranks of Master Shake from the ATHF. It also means I can eat again. I have been so freaking nervous the last couple of days that all I have managed to eat is a frozen pizza and twelve grapes.

What else does this mean? It means that the site is back up and running again suckas... oh yeah. Running... suckas... again.

Peep the Monkeys over at the MoFi for a good time. It's a lot like the MeFi, but nicer. And better, much, much better.

And you thought it was just the elderly...

This is why 12-year-old girls are not allowed to drive cars. Or twelve year old boys for that matter. Or the elderly.

Now, get back to ignoring my site. Especially you Paul.

By the way, the thesis is done. Clocks in at a hefty 96 pages... OF DOOM! I give my defense a week from today. Then I head back to Chaska, and (hopefully) this page will again be updated a bit more regularly. Plus, I think I am going to get wireless.

Magical Trevor

A quick cartoon to bide your time with until the great return... of me. I actually really dig on this song. They should make a full length. I would listen to it.

Just to let you know...

Allmusic, my favorite music information site is going to have a brand spanking new redesign tomorrow. However, thanks to the good folks over at MeFi, I present the Beta version today.

I have a new nickname for the Hoj!

Last week I came up with the greatest nickname in the world for the Hoj. In fact, it's so great, that only a select few are privy to it's secretive power. You want in? Drop me a gmail. Seriously. It's freaking great.

I will now continue to not update the page.

I heard there is a poker game in the works.

...too bad i can't be there to play with the shiny new chips.  So, instead of giving you all money that i don't have, i am offering you the next best thing.  Here is a little practice game with a little more on the table.  So, thanks to the Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Here is a DG for today. 

Do you miss CJ? Or maybe just the good ol' dg?

Either way, maybe this will help.  It's a little game that I like to call Five Finger Fillet...mostly because that's what it is called.  Anyway, for those of you that miss the dg, what could be more fun than five fingers and a sharp knife?  Yeah, i can't think of anything either.  For those of you that don't care about the dg, but just miss CJ, this dg may solve that problem too.  Just go to the start screen and let the sound play.  If you're like me, the audio will likely remind you of some of the phone calls you have received from your good friend CJ.

 

enjoy the memories, al

 

p.s.  hey cj, you might as well talk after a while.  your name comes up on the caller id, so we all know it's you.

I'm not going to be around much...

All right, it's freaking offical. I will not be updating this site (for real this time) until I move back to Chaska at the end of July. You, the reader, can check out a bevy of other sites until then. However, when I come back there will be some serious changes around here. For one, I am thinking of taking the site layout into the realm of lo-fi. That's for all you dial-uppers. For two, I am adding some projects that have been in the planning stages for awhile. For three, I am awesome at giving people information on the band Polara. So here, have some information on the band Polara.